Even though it can be a distraction and possibly…okay most likely get you killed wouldn’t you rather die in the arms of the one you love? I know I would and I do.

This is the only thing you are allowed to sacrifice yourself for…love.

Recent studies conclude I’m mostly likely a sociopath. So if I hurt you in any way just know it’s not my fault and I don’t care that I hurt you unless we are friends.

You people can decide whether or not you still wanna follow me.

You are probably wondering why I post these things if I don’t care about people. It’s because the more I save the less I gotta kill.

So nothing personal, but I don’t like 98% of the world’s population anyway. Don’t die and I won’t re-kill you. Simple as that.

Follow this except the cure part. There will be no cure anytime soon after the outbreak. That’s why there was an outbreak. Plus ignore the zombrex crap. I just thought this was a good interpretation.

Chainsaws.

If possible, do not use chainsaws. They run on gasoline meaning it will have a very limited life and you will too if it runs dry.

Chainsaws make too much noise. Zombies miles away will here this and head to your position. It is improbable that hundreds or even thousands of zombies can and will be taken down by a chainsaw.

Keep the noise to a minimum and your fuel levels stable.

Zombies can’t purposefully use weapons. If a person dies with a stick in their hand and they come back as a zombie it will either drop the weapon accidentally or, because the nerves are dead, stay clutched to the weapon.

When trying to claw at you, it may hit you with the weapon on accident. Zombies don’t,won’t and can’t use guns.

We are smarter so keep it that way.

Also, I don’t and won’t cover zombie animals or long dead corpses coming from their graves.

Thank you all for your understanding.

I hope my followers realize that these rules will only protect you from regular,slow, stupid, zombies.

This will not help in the event of anything smarter,faster,or stronger types of freaks, zombies, mutants, or anything else.

Nothing from left 4 dead will be covered here because we won’t be able to survive those. Sorry to kill your hopes,but with zombies there is no hope.

Do not use molotovs or flame throwers if possible.

Zombies won’t be scared of the flames and won’t feel pain from burning.

Lighting them on fire will usually result in flame-zombies burning down your fortress or burning you.

I repeat…No fire zombies!!!!

Churches and hospitals are not good places to go.

Churches: People go to pray for help and then get trapped.

Hospitals: Patient zero goes to one,infects nurse,she infects doctor,doctor infects other patients and staff.

Stay home till the initial looting has ended. Then you can look for extra supplies or a safer place.

Make sure to have water and canned food before the infections so you don’t go to the store and get killed by frenzied people or eaten by zombies.

Preparing for the initial outbreak is as easy as being ready for any other natural disaster. Food,water,medical supplies,flashlights,etc. Be prepared before-hand.